Fame comes in many forms
(to the few who persevere)
but to those who burp beyond the norm
its disgusting to nose and ear
These gustatory eruptions
with a mouthful of flow
give rise to facial disruption
and hands waved to and fro.
Some people have raised
burps to a fine art
reciting alphabetical letters…..
punctuated by juicy farts.
The language of burps
(usually ending in “ps”
like “arp”, “blahp” and “lurp”)
is a Boon to language indeed.
While burping is a function
attributed to manly noise
it raises snickers to a new level
when delivered with grace and poise.
So feel free to expel with flair
and create a burp with musical motif
go on get some room down there
and a stomachfull of sweet relief!
While humor poems are not normally good poetry, I have a fondness for lighthearted poke that only the humor ode can provide.